#s9-ftc

jakey wins

WHAT

NO SHOT

never been done before

<@&1414008636451197038> <@&1414010924741824613> I’m gonna post the speeches here and open the flood gates (perms)! <:bubububub:1430750682419302400>

# LEZARIA <:lezaria:1460890168612487311>
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bnYfmdQfTR2XEwMbP05pOvIDkZzI9VGTv3fYA4MdRRs/edit?usp=sharing

# MIKE <:mike:1460890210153009214>
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JmsOaIu5u8lLvt_WX2sRTwmAIjbZqJJZQxLgcX8TCzY/edit?usp=sharing

# XSOUL <:xsoul:1460890301945090207>
https://youtu.be/pOzCpW28HCY

<@&1414010924741824613> <@&1414008636451197038> <:bubububub:1430750682419302400> <:bubububub:1430750682419302400> <:bubububub:1430750682419302400>

<:bubububub:1430750682419302400><:bubububub:1430750682419302400><:bubububub:1430750682419302400>

<@576945955530735617> yo thank you for following me on instagram og

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i pinned the speeches so you can still read them when they get drowned out with text..

ok guys im going to go cook shrimp

i eated it all

wjat tje hell

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also i’m not gonna be able to take questions after around ~6pm est tomorrow i got broadway tix

we can't speak in jury questioning <@374099594016980997> is this intentional

i lowkey forget if this channel was just for the speeches or if you’re answering stuff here

<:bubububub:1430750682419302400>

oh okay so

the speeches were meant to be in <#1458584187526185042> lol

but you guys are answering stuff here

the <#1472839270518620202> is for the jurors to ask you stuff

<@940601121993543740>

?

That isnt on my screen

OH YOU SUCK I SHOULD HAVE DOWNLOADED IT

yo soul i’m boutta watch ur speech while pooping

LMFAOOOO

inspiration from manny

I did not write that

manny did

manny the 5'3 goat

who benches 450

i mean 585

i mean 320

It was 800

And he’s 5’5

<:fat:1421883825025323080>

W aura??

he picked the word "moss" and drew a moose

he left the call i'm so sad

WE'RE ALL AWAKE

and i can't answer anything for the last like 4 hours of ftc

chess broadway tix ❤️

i won this game btw

if I dont get asked a question in like, 20-30 minutes, im sleeping

I LOVE VIRGO

<@787013566091100160> you're really funny and cool and i'm happy i got to meet you dawg

Virgo should win best personality of the season

and to be word specific

amazing

# I FUCKING LOVE VIRGO

<@787013566091100160>
I am being 100% honest when I said that my first win was undeserved. It was a lucky streak, a comp record, a juror finding me hot, and being able to convince just enough jurors to win because I simply would not die. You can check the edgic and contender rankings for that season, I was not slated to win until the endgame due to one of the jurors having a "less impressive game" and the other one burned a few people on jury. I got INCREDIBLY lucky that I won my first ever LT org. I have played an infinitely better game from the refinement over watching games of Survivor play out as a spectator, applying game theory and economics concepts to my understanding, and learning the social side of the game. Compared to S4 me, I am an entirely different beast.

As for if you survived the rock draw, there's two sides. Either Mike/Riley would have gone, or Lezaria/Corny would have gone. If it were the first plan, I think the short term would stay the same. If it was the second case, it would be a lot tougher. I would not have as strong of a case to make the flip from one of you onto Dino, and while you would remain my best bet, I think both Mateo and Lezaria flip on us. The hedging came from the fact that our good outcomes were 3/5 as opposed to a 2/5. I will have to be honest and say that if either Corny or Lezaria got rocked out, my life in the game becomes even more dependant on comps, and I would not be able to make a run like I did with Katie. Long term would be much harder to exactly predict, since major points in the game were incited by others making a mistake and me capitalizing on it, like Corny and Mateo making you guys unhappy, pushing you guys to communicate with us more, and get a signal on the fact you were flipping.

> I fully believe that if there’s anyone that deserves the hero of the season (other than myself) it’s you. I want you to tell me a time you manipulated someone into doing something you wanted to do. Also please tell me your dream elimination order from the final 10 to the final 3 if you had it your way. - <@787013566091100160>

i'll go with this specific example at the final 6... riley, i love you, i am sorry.

mateo going was absolutely a method of positioning myself in the best possible manner. it put a move, a spark, and a narrative to my name coupled with optimization (shit dude, i'm able to say i can compare myself to cirie fucking fields.) mateo being out of the game at 6 specifically wasn't in riley's best interest at all. i'd heard rumblings of mateo not wanting to make final tribal council, and i will say once again, mateo going for me was set in stone long before mateo expressed to me specifically that he wanted to go. if katie were to go at final 6 with no idol play, riley's got an idol at 5. if soul won that challenge and riley played an idol, i go. if riley won that challenge anyways, soul goes. soul not being there would put riley in a huge position to win final immunity, but whether it's myself or soul present at 4, mateo asks to leave there, putting riley in the final 3 (which is even more guaranteed if soul goes at 5 which he would've). i'd either get fifth place or lose easily to riley at this very stage if riley's original target of katie is out at 6.

i sold the mateo snipe to riley under the guise of guaranteeing that one of us wins and that one of us was the final juror. in the back of my mind, this solidified that i would be the one (contending to) win, and that riley got fourth. mateo specifically going was not in riley's best interest, and it was solely in mine (and lezaria's). i essentially got riley to dig herself in a hole to be gone at either 4 or 5 without a "goat" who wanted out before final tribal. she sits here and i either don't sit here or i look like a goat if i don't convince her to put the target on mateo.

riley, i do apologize on a human level for being manipulative towards you regarding all this. while i think you could infer i wanted you gone at four, i do need to admit that i didn't really intend on ever letting you get past that, and i didn't want to make fire against you. i had to lie to you and backstab you all over again, because in the game of survivor it's what i need to do to be sitting here. i apologize to riley the person, but from a gameplay pov i have zero regrets as to how i played that final 6 round at all.

i could also say i manipulated mateo into staying on katie there to "avoid rocks" when i orchestrated a 3-2-1 on him. i'd known that entire day i was writing his name down, with riley doing so too and lezaria keeping soul and katie at bay. him saying he wanted to go only changed what i wrote on my parchment.

10) soul
9) katie
6-8) mateo/riley/virgo (it would come down to circumstance for the specific order)
5) faye
4) dino (firemaking showdown)
finalists) corny/lezaria/me

<@1447703067847032882> will you vote for me if i finally show you my weeweee

tomorrow morning i gotchu

i lowkey needa learn the song a little bit

but

i gotta do what i gotta do

not even related to final tribal somewhat i will take song requests from anyone and anything as long as i wanna sing it

because i like to sing

<@846107653716443198> with or without a shakira impression

i may not do the full song for each but i may for some

i’ll do full for lover girl since that’s mostly actually for ftc

Riley should have been up here instead of me and should win POTS for the masterclass in positioning she pulled off to the very end

give me a few minutes to give answers

<:wooper_skate:1414286032093974549>

ok I'm too lazy to get up from bed right now I'll answer on my phone

<@1447703067847032882> to be very honest, I didn't have a backup plan if that tribal didn't go the way I wanted. It would have been very easy for you to flip at that point, and there would be generally no incentive to stick with me in the long term. While it may sound stupid to place your game on a gamble, Survivor does need just that bit of luck to win. You could get swap-screwed, you could have someone play an advantage or steal your vote, there's so many things that could happen at any one tribal, so you do need some kind of luck to win. I'm just the example of when it goes right. I wouldn't be completely out of the running, but I do think my run in the game is cut short at F7 assuming the same comp results, simply because I wouldn't be able to guarantee Katie's survival at F8 without the idol, and we would be left exposed at that time. Moral of the story is that gambling is good.

A dream FTC has a few meanings for me. If I'm purely optimizing for the win, any FTC without Dino, Riley, and Katie is an FTC I'm willing to play against.

My best chances FTC is me and some combination between Corny, Mike, Lezaria, and you. I can elaborate on why I think these were my best chances, so let me know.

My dream FTC, where I truly don't care about losing is Riley, Katie, and me. Best FTC for the best season.

<@576945955530735617> I think the strength in my game didn't come from convincing people to not vote for me, but rather in the fact that up until F5, I didn't need to convince people to keep me safe, I just needed to know that they wanted to vote for me to play around them. For both F10 and F7, I didn't convince people to not vote for me and Katie, I played around them by thinking that one extra step ahead.

In F10, while Virgo might have had an incentive to simplify the vote (he told me he was not very active at the time), Faye had no such incentive. Why flip to a minority when you can take out or weaken one of the biggest threats in the game? No matter how you cut it up, Faye, and by extension Virgo, would have to weaken the Katie/xSoul duo eventually, and the longer we stayed, the more momentum we would gain, and we exploited that by flipping onto Faye, someone who would not have an idol, who no one would play an idol on, and who no one would suspect was the vote.

In F7, I was fed exact information on how the vote was supposed to be Mike, Corny, and Mateo on me, Lezaria and you on Katie. You were a direct victim of Mateo's flip on Syn, and I heard murmurs of others calling Mateo unreliable. Knowing that this was the perception, it wasn't a massive leap in logic to say that either you or Lezaria would flip onto me as insurance, either out of your own accord, or from Mike trying to make a move for himself again. However, this would have left Katie vulnerable in a 3-3-1 tie had you used your idol (which that was insane, kudos to holding it, I was expecting the play), so to override the 1 vote being the decider, we flipped it onto Corny, who at that point had said he wanted nothing to do with us from F7 forward, and nobody would have expected it.

It's only in F5 where my strategy was to let Mike and Lezaria talk. Katie and I had been proclaiming about how I would be most likely bittered at the end for a while as I explained in the video, and out of their three options, I looked like the most attractive one due to my "low" win equity and potential to beat you at the challenge in F4. At this point, I didn't even need to convince anyone to keep me in, since I was certain that even in the event of a revote, the vote would go onto Katie.

I didn't need to convince people to keep me safe, they kept me safe without knowing it, either by falling into obvious plays, or by misdirection of my threat level.

also, if you buy me a bike I'll swap <:bubububub:1430750682419302400>

<@1447703067847032882> the pink one <:SMILE:898617900636700693>

<@1117441189071814817> HI FAZZ!!!! hope you're doing better, wishing you all the best :)

I think my best move was the Faye blindside. Mateo and Corny had royally pissed off Faye and Virgo during the F10 challenge, and as a result, I was finally able to get talking with Virgo on actual game. His plan was to take out Corny as a quartet of himself, Faye, Katie, and I. I was all for this plan, since it would remove a straight number from Mike's side, and push Dino closer to an idol play. However, during my discussions with Faye, I didn't feel the same energy coming off of Faye. Now, this was a soul read, but I wasn't getting back the energy nor the effort back into making this Corny vote happen from Faye, and the alarm bells started ringing. At this point, I had to think of why people would work with us? It's not like we were a particularly attractive option. We didn't have majority, we were very threatening, and working with us would just get them targeted. And why would they work with us for longer than a round when we had made an F8 truce? The numbers didn't add up, and it was there that I was set on setting up a blindside. We were initially going to do Mike, but knowing that Dino isn't a brick, she could potentially have the foresight of playing the idol on Mike (which DID happen with the temp idol), so with 30 minutes left on the clock, Katie, Mateo, and I flipped the vote into Faye, who didn't have an idol, who no one with an idol would have played an idol on her, and that no one would expect.

I also got the entire cast to talk about BoJack Horseman and compare me to characters not once, but twice so that I could get an immunity idol LMAO.

also, was that idol you gave to Mateo real? I was theorising that it was either fake, or kept you safe but made you lose your vote because of the L.A Gazette being annoying in the show, and I thought you had an advantage from rehab with Speed, so it would have been easy for you to swap the idol for that advantage instead.

<@1447703067847032882> ask fazz cuh he's right here

also can I do a cover for your vote <:SMILE:898617900636700693>

<@766414982401097758> you were safe, I was being honest about working with you. I'm still not entirely sure about what the deal quas made was, but if I had the opportunity to take out Syn, I was doing it with you. Up until F8, I still considered you an ally, and I was being as truthful as I could be to you.

No deal was going to make me go back on that, which is why I sweat my balls off for Skribbl.io, didn't want to vote either you or Mateo the round after.

<@1288992139992371241> I wish I had a concrete answer as to a "hidden" strategy I had, but honestly, it was the VCs. Every person on this cast would overshare on VC, no matter who they were, and my pitches and tactics worked better on those I was able to be on VC with. I've had a lot of experience with public speaking and diplomacy in general, so every VC to me was an opportunity for information I would have otherwise not been able to get. The Alive Player VC in the beginning of the game allowed me to get those early connections and the 1-on-1 VCs allowed me to get close with the people I needed to talk to, and every VC I joined, I joined with some kind of intention to close the gaps between people, and I think I got to know the cast better through these VCs too, so it was a bonus :)

but the general idea is that VCs were troves of information, you just had to be listening well.

<@1117441189071814817> <@1288992139992371241>

moves wise, i’ll say it again, my big move in this game was 3-2-1’ing mateo. it did literally everything right for me even if it didn’t seem that way to some people at first. it set me up perfectly to sit here with this combination on top of giving me a genuine move to my name.

<@766414982401097758> I FUCKING LOVE YOU

<@576945955530735617> i’ll deadass dm you my phone number for the sake of ftc not even lying

also you are amazing so funny and sweet and strong and smart

<@1288992139992371241> short answer: the latter. i’m not here if he’s still there at 5

<:cryyyyyy:1435356663715598516>

game is game

once i have my coffee and shower i gotta sing laufey and shakira 😭

https://discord.com/channels/1413999322676203602/1472839270518620202/1473317463981822094 so we're just farming

also I gotchu with the cover

<@1288992139992371241>

# STRIKING GOLD !!

In order to claim your reward, you have a task. You must go into Tribal Council chat and ask this question. You may paraphrase but you must ask this:

``"If you all had to compare me to a BoJack Horseman character, what character would you pick?"`

You must have three people name a valid character from the show in that same public chat that you ask the question in. You also must have at least ONE person compare you to Character Actress Margo Martindale.

Once both of these criterias have been met, you will earn an advantage in the game and this command will be set to CLAIMED.`

and I fucked it up the first time by not asking the question myself

so I had to go for another round before Mike derailed the conversation off of BoJack (I was pulling out every stop to bring it back to BoJack <@308057662082514945>)

it’s not really about having mateo at ftc since i’m either not sitting here or sitting here next to riley at FTC. it positioned me to still be behind katie and riley in the pecking order, put me in the final 3 against two people i could beat (and if it was a final 2, one person who’d guaranteed take me and i’d beat, and the other of whom definitely could’ve taken me and duked it out)

of the possible boot scenarios (nobody was targeting myself or lezaria there) i’ll quickly drop these:
- katie: say katie goes 4-2. riley wins that final 5 challenge anyways, she has an idol to do whatever with, soul goes no issues there. at that point going to final 4 with riley and without soul would’ve been wayyyyy too scary challenge wise. while lezaria would’ve won immunity there, that wasn’t a safe thing to bank on. plus, mateo would probably ask to go home there and it would’ve wound up happening. me/riley/lezaria f3, riley wins. if someone other than riley wins that challenge, she plays an idol on herself, that’s game for me.

- riley: no matter how this pans out i’m on borrowed time anyways, i needed riley as a shield until… really until final 4. soul would have that f5 immunity, i’m in big danger there. say katie goes at 5, soul wins final immunity and i’m on the jury. though if mateo asks to be voted out (which there’s no way soul listens to that anyways) and the f3 is still me/lezaria/soul, i come into this final tribal with no big move to my name, no agency over my own fourth quarter, no gameplay case to my name, and a guaranteed loss to soul instead of it being a battle.

i’m not in a legitimate spot to win this final tribal if mateo stayed another day.

<@932329766063837246> poopyhead

what the heck...?

Hello everyone

good morning lovely

Omg hi fishy

hi

HEY

DONT CALL MY GOAT POOPYHEAD

he responded to my answer saying “i aint reading allat” and deleted it

<@1447703067847032882> mb

hey

mb mb mb mb mb mb mb mb mb mb mb mb mb mb mb mb mb mb mb mb mb mb mb mb

i said i aint reading allat towards every message sent here

i delete dit ebcause i didnt want you to think it was directed specifically at you

oh word thanks mb gang

<@1447703067847032882> after my coffee and shower i’m still laying in bed catching up on questions

<@787013566091100160>

Great question!! I love that you remember what you said lol

The vote after you went is where I consider myself fully into the game. From there, I was much more mindful about where I voted and how it would affect me and my game. However… I think I will have a somewhat disappointing answer. I was playing for myself but mainly for enjoying the game. I loved working with both Soul and Mike and trying to find a way I could keep both of them alive. I’ve loved my game :3

We actually did take a shot at soul at the Corny tribal. It was 3-2-1, Soul-Corny-Katie. Once Soul used the idol, that + immunity made it super difficult to actually attack him. And, as he mentioned before, he knew he would be targeted at each vulnerability. The reason Mike and I didn’t vote him off F5, which we could have, was so we could make sure Riley went F4.

<@576945955530735617>

I feel my biggest mistake was not trying harder sooner to initiate game relationships with more people. Missing the Wall and Faye tribal while not having an established game relationship with everyone really bit me in the ass.

You are one of those people

I’m sorry we didn’t talk often <:awman:1081663021862096916>

jury management <@1288992139992371241>:

obviously i didn’t directly but some of you guys on the jury, i wasn’t able to take control over my own game until my delightful endgame. that said, in terms of jurors potentially voting for me, you and corny both being on the jury does help me here. same with grey, faye, virgo. (though those three aren’t guaranteed they’re absolutely possible to snatch)

when it came to mateo, it was simply just a matter of being friends with my glorious. yeah i blindsided him in a 3-2-1, but a lot of my social game was just being myself and hoping to make friends, which i did because i love yall so much! mateo’s a guy i know can respect game while knowing it’s not personal, on top of the many other reasons i’ve explained about that move being necessary, mateo’s someone who i know i could get a jury vote from if the rest of my cards are played right, which i’m at least almost there. i’m a morning routine away from my singing!

katie (i’ll preface by saying she’s the person who’s jury vote i’m never expecting to get obviously) was someone that, if soul wasn’t in final tribal, told me that she’d have some defenses for my game if it came down to it. it wouldn’t have mattered due to scenarios playing out, but i think katie’s someone i “managed” as well as i could’ve (i hate the word managed because it implies that those were moments of me being fake, they weren’t). i know i’m not getting her vote when her literal boyfriend is sitting here, but i didn’t write someone’s name down and have her think i was a fakeass.

obviously i had to spend a lot of time rebuilding my trust and alliance with riley, but they way i went about securing being the frontrunner for her jury vote was simply just working my narrative with her. pushing the notion of her and i just having to be 1st and 4th, the underdogs, the ones to get that idol played, the agents, etc. obviously, my friendship and respect for riley was and is 1000% genuine, again i can’t bullshit who i am at all. but promoting this narrative with riley was something to help me secure one extra jury vote in my direction. again, if i played that endgame any differently i wouldn’t have a chance, even if i did make it here with this combination.

<@1117441189071814817>

I think my main best moves were Corny and I flipping and voting out Dino and Mike and I persuading Riley to flush her idol.

also <@589010329900679184> sorry for diverting the bojack convo

obviously i didn’t know that had to do with an idol lmfao

nah bro dw it was just funny as hell

also <@766414982401097758> i wanna get back to finishing that sheet since we got stuck in the 20s

soul you voted corny out while him and i were working on that really cool sheet that might be the worst thing a human’s ever done

(lol)

<@766414982401097758> yeah ofc

<@1288992139992371241> my jury management policy was "if I'm at least honest, no one can hold it against me"

I never told a lie about where my allegiances lay within the game, only what my next move was going to be. I even told you straight to your face that I would vote for you if I had the chance. I think that's part of the reason why not many people have specific grievances with me in the game, because it was known what I was thinking for the most part, and my moves weren't surprising, they just made sense.

On that note though, I would be incredibly surprised if Grey, the person who held onto a grudge from Kongvivor against Speed, votes me here, considering they were NOT HAPPY with me after that Wall tribal.

yes I am an evil man and I nuke babies like Benjamin Netanyahu

Oh also… something I should mention is my game was at a major disadvantage with Grey and Fazz going early. I was planing on working with them 🫠

I'm actually the next in line for Israeli prime ministry

who’s worse
- xsoul (ruined corny and i’s spreadsheet fun)
- benjamin netanyahu
- manny
- gracie abrams

how is Manny on this list

he could do no harm

manny’s here there and everywhere on the moral compass

soul why didn’t you join the manny call last night 🥀

the moose incident is already in the history books

I was busy speedrunning pressure in my server

• david, of “no, david” fame

fairs

<@766414982401097758>

Corny I love you!!!

I’m not entirely sure how to describe my main strategy. I always focus on being social and trying to gather as much information as I can. Soul helped me a lot with staying in touch until I was able to get my footholds centered and managed. After that, I tried to reach out to everyone every day

I think my strategy worked out well! Obviously I’m at FTC which is nice, but I’m especially pleased to be here with Mike.

not reading allat 😂✌️

myself as ian is just easily the best one here

corny as keith famie is good

CORNY AS BIG TOM IS GREAT

mateo having sean/frank/general/ryno is elite

katie having katie is also great

nearly all of soul’s

lezaria having cool colleen, ethan/vee, woke king alex bell

NO WAIT BEST ONE IS ME AND YOU HAVING JENNA AND HEIDI

LMFAOOO

<@1288992139992371241>

The reason I felt so threatened by you with your idol was because we weren’t directly aligned. I didn’t really know you or your plans, but I did know you were a powerhouse player who was a contender to win. The uncertainty made me wary.

I knew there was a high chance Soul would get the rehidden idol. I will admit, I didn’t think there was another one, but i also felt I could trust Soul with an idol more.

The Corny Tribal could indicate that voting you out was a bad idea, but I feel my main mistake was not being on top of my game and finding the idol first. Knowing now when Soul found it is frustrating because there’s a chance I could’ve found it before him

<@766414982401097758> shit we can do that now, mateo’s wanted to see my weewee for like a week

<@1288992139992371241>

I definitely put some thought into that, it’s why Mike and I chose to bring Soul to the end instead of Riley. There’s a chance many people will be bitter against soul lol

Otherwise, I try not to think about it too hard. I try to be as objective a juror as possible and I generally assume others will do the same

Hardest to convince will probably be you, Virgo, or Riley as you three were people I didn’t talk to enough

<@1447703067847032882> did i say that was a bad thing

true!

such an awful messy ftc format man i hate this

also <@1447703067847032882> i don’t really know lover girl that well my cover lowk gonna be chopped. i can take alternate song choices but if i must do lover girl i’ll try my best

wait what the fuck

you’ve seen someone’s chicken?

<@1447703067847032882> wouldn’t mind

might stick to laufey tbh i know that one at least a little more

shut the uck uP xsoul

<@940601121993543740> can you tell him to stop being mean :(

nope she cant

<@1447703067847032882> can i sing in dreams by roy orbison instead i do a super super good version of that

can i sing it additionally

I could but I love my fishy guy too much

<@1447703067847032882> the matcha looks great

Why are you getting singing requests

that's a lot of bubbles

I want to sing

mateo told me to sing laufey as an actual jury question

<@1447703067847032882> can i do from the start or does it have to be lover girl (i know from the start way better)

<@1447703067847032882> can i sing some laufey too

No I want to do from the start

I can sing her scats

they act like two legends cannot coexist

<@1447703067847032882> you do NOT have a british accent

especially next to ms. tea and crumpets <@1288992139992371241>

idk if you saw my response on tiktok dino but 21 savage (literal british person) loves tea and crumpets

if I add water to condensed milk

#stereotypeproven

would I get milk again

bacon egg no cheese

damn bruh do you use up arrow or mouse

ill lock in on lover girl

i pray not up arrow

for GD?

YAYYYY

yea

i use a sayodevice

Thank you Mateo

😂

holy sweat

he said i use a sayodevice

what a nerd

(i have 2 of them and a wooting)

literally the only way to not deal with ridiculous input lag lol

have you considered bananaboard

when i get like an actual pc instead of hooking my school laptop up to an hdmi im probably getting a wooting

Idk what you guys are talking about but Mateo definitely has an accent

worth it btw

just connect your banana to your computer

this is true

also look into HE keyboards in general

mine came from Nuphy

it's called the Field75 HE

wooting 80he just seems the best for gd

he has an accent the same way soul has an accent

yes and don't let xsouls nerdy ass tell u otherwise get the 80he

He has more of an accent than soul

like yeah there's an accent but both could blend in with the average american

soul you dont really even play gd anymore much right

u know who else has an accent but could blend in with the average american

<@556663419483324421>

<@846107653716443198> i havent been loving cheese on my sandwiches lately

<@766414982401097758> Yeah id watch

kinda rubbery and it makes the bacon and bagel (the headliners) taste worse

in his words he stopped because he got a life

fwiw having a life is why i haven't played allegiance much at all since the session i got 83

(back to back to back 10 hour work days mothafuckaaaaaa)

i also havent still totally figured out if im lactose intolerant

Woah

<@1447703067847032882> who gets to me first? you or hot fever 69?

Or manny…

(Shivers)

i'm too old for him

im happy i met everyone! (no like actually i am really happy i met you guys. fiovivor s9 meetup when we all have enough money to travel and make it happen)

warms my heart that fiovivor 9 bojack horseman was a hit among the fans

I can buy you two nitro

Or is that only for soul

I’ll give you both nitro but it isn’t a bribe!!!!!!

I just love buying people random stuff for the love of the game

But I would also like to not be a 0 vote finalist so maybe it could be a bribe

HOLY SHIT SANDRA IS GOING TO BRICE AND WEN

OHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD

guys stop bribing

I'M MEETING SANDRA DIAZ-TWINE

this is unacceptable

i cant believe u would all stoop this low

im lowkey quitting my escape room job and dropped $400 on broadway tix for my little sister i'll take bribes that don't cost money

mateo i will sing for u

when i can

my mom is being #annoying making me be #responsible

I’m not bribing

I’m giving gifts

why would u EVER

I’d buy you nitro too

nope

i would simply decline the gift

But I love you

okay but you should never gift nitro

or buy it tbf

Why not

because its a waste of money😞

It isn’t a waste if it’s for my friends and if they get enjoyment from it

u make a great argument

I have good money management that allows me to spend extra money on people I like

<@576945955530735617> it was a good question tbf

well if you have good money management then do what u please

The roach colony at my job

AHHHHHHHHHHH

oh my god

is that the thing that eggs are stored in in big quantities

Lezaria, we need to be unionized

Not the best video but here’s one of my girls eating a roach

no bribes or else the pricing of the bribes goes too high

<@576945955530735617>

i'll give you two

* being an emotional person was absolutely one of the biggest obstacles and weaknesses in my game. i touched upon having OCD in my speech, and everything combined with how this game openly affected me mentally/emotionally made everything an uphill battle. in many ways, my own self was in the way of navigating the game and managing my own win equity, but as the game went on i slowly but surely overcame these weaknesses and now i'm sitting here

* coupled with that, constantly having shit go wrong that wasn't in my control at all. was i perfect? by no means, but i spent the f14-f7 rounds doing absolutely everything i could to make moves and get the game going... i can't control if soul finds an idol by blinking or if mateo throws his vote. constantly not being able to get shit done due to things i had no say over was an obstacle-which again, i overcame due to how masterfully i played those last three rounds

U DO NOT HAVE GOOD MONEY MANAGEMENT

IVE BEEN WONDERING HOW U HAVE SO MUCH MONEY FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW

THAT IS A LOT FOR A MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION ON AI

tee hee

i do have good money management

<@787013566091100160> I like bugs

why do you think I can afford that + the multiple other tools I use

i assumed bc ur family was wealthy

fair enough

but no

<@1447703067847032882> do you mean who do I think should’ve survived to merge?

<@787013566091100160> I will break my neck if I do that :(

you're cruel virgo

I like my neck

<@846107653716443198> if I sue him I can pay the 500$ bribe <:bubububub:1430750682419302400>

<@1447703067847032882>

i miss my beautiful pookie slugger so much
i'd never want to play a bvw again but if i had to pick, i'd go lezaria. i would love to do amazing race with a lot of you guys though

TAR with lezaria/riley/mateo/corny/dino i'd love to do

oh and i'd especially love to do amazing race with soul because it'd be generationally funny and we'd probably find a way to win

<@1447703067847032882>

Well frankly, I wish my partner didn’t get 24th place lol or whatever but besides that I wish R-Lime lived longer

why is that a response to my message 😭

<@1447703067847032882>

I would also want Mike as my BvW LOL

Or corny

LMAO

ACCIDENT

<@787013566091100160> <@846107653716443198> we'll get beers one time and you get put into that group

<@1447703067847032882> justice for slugger, and I'm stealing Corny from Mike

(i'm just closer with those who made it deeper into the game)

Oh shit

Definitely slugger too

I miss him every day

rest in peace slugger jr

faye and virgo if y'all made it like three votes deeper 😭

eh its ok

> why didn’t riley make final 3
because i made the mateo move at the final 6 🙂

but also <@787013566091100160> is being slept on, BvW with him would be peak as hell

<@846107653716443198> I'm stealing him now

Soul is jury managing

why would I not want to BvW with the guy telling me to snap my neck in a flip

<@846107653716443198> i never wound up using it, at the 9-7 rounds there was no way i was risking my vote there

all three of those rounds absolutely every vote counted

so it would've just been game tanking if i used it

<@846107653716443198> soul had immunity at 6, i explained a few times above that i wouldn't be in this position to be a potential winner right here if i just voted out katie. mateo going at 6 is the only scenario in which i have a fighting chance against soul

<@846107653716443198>

please be friends outside of this ❤️

for what it's worth i am never doing a blood vs water season again

<@589010329900679184> <@308057662082514945> want to do a bvw with me

Oh

amazing race is a different story

isn't visuorgs the sweatiest org known to man

Oh right

apart from pickle productions (rigged)

Yeah I’m not playing visuorgs LOL

also if i do wind up winning this jury vote there's a very high shot i'm just straight up never playing an org again

i've been in and out of retirement for years now, this season was strenuous on me, and i will allow myself to truly go out on top if i win

VOTE FOR ME SO I CAN PLAY IN ALL STARS

IT WONT GO TO WASTE

i've never won an org before in my almost 7 years of having played them

VOTE FOR ME SO I CAN RETIRE IN PEACE

I just be hearing all the wrong things about visuorgs, every season is full of kids who wanna be the next star player and will do AAAANYTHING to win

including complete emotional manipulation

and grooming???

zoinks

(i would rlly rlly like to end my career on the highest possible note)

🙂 ❤️

Oh also <@586877333248540676> <@932329766063837246> are these channels supposed to be secret

Beanvivor <:joobiflush:835652298239508521>

I think I played beanvivor

what

most of the orgs ive played are long long gone

<@766414982401097758> wait did you ever play pointless's org

Only us and jury can see the channels

lmao i played visuorgs

great time

is that so!

i assume thats a mistake but ill wait until fio comes online for him to change it just to be sure

I tried @ing my bestie twelve but couldn’t

thank u for bringing that to my attention

Sad

💔

how many vivors are there, all I know is glory to Fiovivor!!!

You are alsomy bestie btw

fiovivor is mentioned 642 times in the epstein files. many think it's a codeword for Israel

https://youtu.be/Ug0H_SJSaFg?si=CbUHFgqiJsjDOiEb

<@932329766063837246> <@589010329900679184> is this peak?

3 hours?????????

its literally just this dude dancing to the entire demonlist

i only had time to do FIC at like 1am because my boss is hitler

i also got hit with a lot of counting penalties

when the fajitas come out sizzlin

Nuh uh

They changed it so you’d only get 1 5 min penalty

oh

oops

so then i just suck

Yeah

HOLY SHIT WHEN THE DROP ON ACHERON HITS

If we voted out soul f5 I could’ve won f4 and then we’d have a katie mike kelsey ftc

also with the color thing i literally had it then my mouse slipped

and it took me 3 more tries to get it right

i would've lost generationally

now i have like

a chance

lol

No I think you win that ftc

nah i think katie would've

i don't know who wins this f3 and i think katie beats soul?

Ok I’m gonna go sing my song now

The insectary at my job has a nice echo

Reverb

Rain

lezaria posted up in the uk

IM SO MAD

I had a great take and my boss walked in on the LAST NOTE

omg

great way to end the season. professional at my job.

you hate and love gay people

why is there a rizgod sticker

why not?

<@576945955530735617>

<@586877333248540676> fiovivor is like survivor pearl islands (i love it, no buts)

OMG GREY

<@1427784144515109008> I MISSED YOU

chat, how do we feel about rupert’s checklist?

1 yes

2 no

3 yes

4 yes

5 yes

6 50/50

7 yes

8 no

9 no

10 yes

he saw me complain about the rizz god name on twitter

AURA LOSS

NAHHHH

and he said i was his biggest hater right in front of ozzy

HE CAUGHT U BITCHING FR

and then he told me he wanted to party up for 50 so aura back

ok fair

<@586877333248540676>

I love fiovivor so much. It’s been a long time since I’ve played a game of survivor as satisfying and well developed as this one. I am sincerely hoping I get invited to all stars so I can have another opportunity to play with this host team. Thank you guys for this wonderful game

also i had all the aura in the world.

hands are... perfectly positioned !

<:bubububub:1430750682419302400>

FUCK

ITS BEEN HOW LONG AND I JUST NOTICED???

i dont blame u ftr

<@1427784144515109008>

I started separating my game from him at the Virgo tribal, but for the Virgo and Dino tribal we still had similar goals. I separated myself almost completely at the Corny vote and although I stayed allied with him I was definitely not following him.

I wouldn’t say I was ever really a Soul follower either. I just primarily worked with him for a time

<@1447703067847032882> once i take a shower my covers of lover girl and in dreams are dropping

<@1427784144515109008> you wanna get in on all the dead by daylight sessions

that we’ve had in the last ~week or so

and a lot of that group plays the big blox too and loves to chat so if anyone else wants in too

Grey in the gc would be so fun

Omg

Thank you <@1427784144515109008> !!!

I’ve missed you

I fully believe u would’ve dominated if you didn’t get deployed <:joobiflush:835652298239508521>

<@1427784144515109008> CSN I BE YOUR NEW FRIEND

<@1427784144515109008> i am not giving up ❤️

wait if ur saying “i probably lost” can someone give me questions to actually advocate for myself to win here

i don’t wanna be DOA here

chill don’t call them dick eats

but i absolutely wanna advocate for myself above soul here

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

anyways i do think i played the best game here i didn’t need 7 comp wins and idol finds and i wasn’t a target despite the fact that i really should’ve been

<@429366383004876812> why do you look republican in that

you lazy bitches is fuckin up the economy

okay LITERALLY HOW DID I NOT CATCH A SINGLE VOTE AT FINAL 5 I SHOULDA BEEN IN THE GRAVE

<@1447703067847032882> i did it mi amor

FUCK HILLARY

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

I AM THE BEST

VOTE FOR ME

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

hey jury i wanna get votes pls ask me game questions or js get me to do shit

<@766414982401097758> holy shit lowtiergod

i should also probably acknowledge

i'll actually follow up on this:

i did play up my game based on what people's final words were. the amount of "actually fucking do something, make a move, make the game exciting" i got, the amount of "mike you're so sweet i'm rooting for you" i got, the amount of people in the game that told me outright that they just don't want soul to win regardless and that they wouldn't vote for him, that's generally just how i played my cards. continuing to just be myself, and gameplay wise with my showstopping last three rounds and my eventual choice to sit next to soul at the end, and not take him out the one and only time when he was genuinely truly vulnerable.

soul was playing up the notion that he could have low win equity at the end, but based on what other players that weren't allied with him said, maybe that is really just the case at the end of the day. i had to go into here with the mindset of certain people just not wanting to give the guy the win. i'd assumed that his cockroach/comp/idol/socially aggressive/people only trusting him via katie playstyle rubbed people the wrong way and that my style of optimal yet active social/strategy gameplay would garner me jury votes

grey did say and delete in the questioning chat that i'm probably going to lose here, so i'm going to do everything i can these last few hours to advocate for myself for that to not be the case. i don't know where the votes are right now, but i'd kill for the six i need to pull it off.

i've never had this, i want this so bad, i'm going to be just as active of a finalist as i was a player

the corny move only happened because of an idol, the mateo 3-2-1 happens idol or not

<@1447703067847032882>

For car singing I think I did pretty good :)

never forget your roots 🫶🫶🫶 <@576945955530735617> <@464564638344806412> <@1365088333620973650>

ofc riley

<@1447703067847032882> legit playing rn

I mean if we're going to start doing that, you tried everything in your power to take me out (and Katie too), and despite having 3 chances to do so, you didn't. So what does that speak to your abilities? You fell exactly into the patterns I wanted you in 3 times, you fell into the traps I set for you 3 times, and you let your preconceived notion that I thought you were target number one get into your head so much that you misplayed every single time.

Why do you deserve a jury vote if you failed the one thing you've been trying to do for 8 tribals?

Let's not forget, 2 out of the 3 idol plays were not on myself. I still had to sculpt the jury into one that would potentially vote me, and when I was vulnerable, I was able to play around it.

I've been trying to stay respectful of your game, but don't expect me to sit back while you take a shot at me.

<@1150452787298193541> we love you bro, hope shit is sweet for you :)

well it's final tribal council and i expect nothing less. i know it's all business

yeh it's all game I promise I'm not lawyering up outside of this

i know. i'll type my rebuttals to your responses once i like lowkey figure out some tech issues

RIP my laptop

my chances to get you and katie out:

F10: i do think you and i both know that this round was more than just the game. i still have… opinions with how that all played out, but for the most part i don’t think it should bear relevance here to not reawaken ugliness and demons. that said, i threw the hammer on you, i had corny flipping to me, it was working. i had dino and riley on board to do it… no matter what any of us did, faye and virgo just wouldn’t budge. i kept telling them that you and katie were double-reverse psychology’ing us and that you were going to wind up playing an idol on katie, i absolutely had the correct read there. an instance of something being totally out of my control, with love i don’t think anyone could talk faye and virgo into anything. i obviously thought i was the target that specific round due to our personal issues, i don’t believe that is an indictment on me to have figured as such.

F8: it should have been the most obvious thing in the world for it to be a 5-3 katie-dino, i was fully expecting it to turn out that way, i gave highly detailed explanations to both of them on why it’s more worth it to use dino and her idol as a shield and get the social web keeping you alive out of the game to truly divert any and all trust away from you. plus, why the hell would people want an idol back in the game when they know exactly who’s going to get it in ten minutes? i did absolutely everything in my power to make the move here.

F7: i think this one should go without saying? first off, you go here if you weren’t relying on an idol. i knew you had it, and i’m going to shoutout <@766414982401097758> for attempting to orchestrate a 3-2-2 that was genuinely foolproof. i pulled together the pool of people and made the connections to get it done… no matter how much i tried, riley wouldn’t stick to the plan due to her own errors and paranoia, and mateo just absolutely sold there. again, out of my control. i don’t lose my loved one if not for other people’s mistakes.

and obviously, once the final 6 hit, i’ve explained several times as to why i approached the endgame the way i did. it was not at all a brain dead move to get rid of mateo,

all of these chances i had to take you and katie out should have absolutely worked, it was just a matter of people not listening to me no matter how much i talked and how much sense i made, and making mistakes that tanked their own game. why? they were loyal to katie. they were only loyal to you by proxy. every single time it failed, an instant “what the fuck were they thinking?” hit my head. every single one of the people who actively made game ruining mistakes in that manner are not you and i duking it out for the grand title. i didn’t misplay anything, i had all the resources and ammunition to get either you or katie every single time. i was the one thinking with my brain and spine, its a shame others couldn’t.

it’s why i feel so strongly about my underdog arc. all these chances to topple the people ripping control away from me and my game going awry due to other people’s mistakes, and then i rose like a phoenix and played that endgame to absolute perfection.

and in terms of “failing to do the thing i tried for 8 tribals”… i had three chances at 10, 8, and 7, and by then i knew katie had to be the shield at 5 and with mateo’s volatility, duking it out against you was the route to take, especially with the way people talked about you while you in the game. plus, your comp wins were needed to get rid of riley, it stopped making optimal sense for me to target you when i could’ve just easily been like “it’s finally time!” at 5.

sandra diaz twine didn’t have to take out russell hantz, kyle fraser didn’t have to take out joe and eva. the name of the game is adapting which is why i lost the need to take you out.

at the end of the day though, if you’re not relying on comps, idols, and people trusting someone who isn’t you, there are more chances to take you out way earlier, which i’m sure would become successful

<@1447703067847032882> lowkey that song is not in my range 💀

either you gotta accept me pulling it down a few octaves or give me a song that I can actually sing at my natural register 😭

i also think a “bad luck nothing i could do” issue with this whole thing (specifically regarding corny/lezaria/mateo especially) was not going to the syn tribal

i went down an octave #bassvocalsarebeautiful

my range is a C2 to D#4

with subharmonics I can hit F1 but its a strain

why i lowkey got a F2 to A5 (non straining is G2 to F5). strong falsetto tho

i never really trained my falsetto, I pushed lower and lower

this was back when I actually sang and had good pitch control though

"i'm not forcing it my voice is just that deep" final boss

bro think he corpse husband

my fault ill stop

its not even bass its baritone fuck you

those are some extremely harsh words

https://tenor.com/view/nevermoor-slur-epikness-gif-24265604

what do you think of these words

LEAVE MME ALKONE covers eyes withhands and runs in other direction

NO FISHPOG-KUN I DIDN'T MEAN IT

we be letting anybody make the end 😭

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1328055881107111998/1417152339382636595/gleroglero-2x.gif

this is fucking insane

oh my god i can’t wait for this to fucking end and finally drop my guard around all of you guys

i’m gonna be so in and out of the reunion my little sister is gonna try and make me get lea michele’s autograph

also <@589010329900679184> this isn’t really gameplay/rebuttal but the story arc is going crazy. after all this time it’s us two duking it out that’s a storytelling wet dream lmao

I ALSO CAN’T WAIT TO COHOST ALL STARS!!!!

i forgot u were cohosting that’s tea

post game showmance LMAOO

<@586877333248540676> my boss is reducing my hours as per my request when are we doing a season map out at chilis

lowkey already have the whole season mapped out

chilis soon tho fr

fentanyl

you should take that challenge recommendation i gave u tho

we can throw it in there

<a:giggle:1456494328330588181>

<@1150452787298193541> you’re a good kid i miss you sorry about that one tribal

go to chilis

<@586877333248540676> JOSH BLOCK OUT OF REHAB HES BACK

i’m not excited to read the season at all i deadass just won’t

i didnt even know he was in rehab

<@1447703067847032882> gotchu

best move was your vote out. i’ve explained it a lot. both in terms of 3-2-1’ing it and ensuring i get to the end without katie and/or riley

Hello everyone

I seem to have missed a lot

hello!!

yeah we were talking about your execution for not posting your cat in <#1472839403347902534> more

I skipped class coz I was feeling sick and then slept for 2 1/2 hours

the audience demands more cat pictures

when i get home from the broadway show <@1447703067847032882>

this is crazy shade <@1447703067847032882> i can't believe this

Here’s my baby girl

YEEEEES THIS IS WHAT WE WANTED

YEEEEES

THANK YOU TWO

oh yeah your singing was peak kels

❤️

i gotta drop my cover of in dreams tomorrow when i can

I’m blushing

i thought for a second that this said u were going to execute her cat

she knows exactly how i feel about that .

u do not touch that cat

<@766414982401097758> I SAW THAT YEAH FATSHEEP OF ALL PEOPLE SENT ME IT

stephenie “you’re fuckin jewish” lagrossa

ooouuuu vote reading in just over an hour

who's hyped who's not hyped who's nervous and who's tonio?

its

some hype from mateo! 🔥

at 10

😭

well

does your TREEMAIL MESSAGE

SAY IT'S AT 10

FATHER?

THIS TREEMAIL MESSAGE INDICATES IT DOES!!!!

THIS TREEMAIL MESSAGE FUCKING SUCKS

yo

i’m fuckin nervous dude

dove cameron is in the audience wtf????

DARREN CRISS IS BEHINDME ON THR BATHROOM LINE THE FUUUUCK??

<@940601121993543740> <@589010329900679184> the votes are in, the winner’s decided, the journeys over. congrats you guys, cheers to a hell of a season, good luck to you both ❤️❤️

...

# _IT IS TIME TO REVEAL OUR WINNER._

@everyone

exciting!

Once again, I am so proud of all of you guys for getting to this point <3
I am so thankful to every player, spectator, co-host for supporting me on this journey.

Survivor is my passion. Fiovivor is my passion project. This was our best season yet, and it warms my heart to see the community reach it to this point.

And with that, no matter what the outcome, you all should be proud of yourselves.

...

And with that...

You WANT to see your name!

# First vote

# Second vote

# Third vote

That's one vote MIKE, one vote xSOUL, one vote LEZARIA!

# Fourth vote

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1452818325171208223/1473452716754862311/IMG_2955.mov?ex=69964347&is=6994f1c7&hm=5829d023ae90febd5e2bcd0922f393fa6230f038e3b7a477a1ee6b71b9e9f9e2&

# Fifth vote

That's now two votes xSOUL, two votes MIKE, one vote LEZARIA!

# Sixth vote

# Seventh vote

This is still ANYONE'S GAME!

We're at a 3-2-2, with xSoul in the lead.

THREE votes left.

# Eighth vote

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1449928162636202024/1473485114012078193/7B511AB7-1BB6-44FD-BACA-BFC82B8A089F.mov?ex=69966173&is=69950ff3&hm=2d8efa76bd2854bfb1ae374de59189136f749fb7bfc42f59f4589c2468964d73&

That's now FOUR votes xSOUL, and TWO votes for MIKE and LEZARIA.

# Ninth vote

...

...

...

...and the WINNER of FIOVIVOR S9: HOLLYWOO - ACTORS & AGENTS...

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-nick-birch-big-mouth-giggle-hahaha-gif-27149332

# <@589010329900679184>!!!

<@589010329900679184> You may now give your VICTORY SPEECH! as well as cast a vote for 2nd place.

uhh

glory to netanyahu, and shoutout to <@787013566091100160> and <@940601121993543740> (kinda)

speech over

okay

so

the tribe is called ragebait central

so

i decided to go out ragebaiting my rival

Hey guys

So as a thank you I will now be using my TIME OUT TOTEM to time out Soul for 10 minutes

Because hes an asshole and i did NOT want to get second

Mike is robbed

<:angryjoe:1064382501541396510>

This IS the unused timeout totem from the auction.

yayayyy

<@589010329900679184> you are now timed out for TEN MINUTES!

Now please join me over in <#1473513278113321074>!